It's a Stick Up!
Okay, that was totally a stretch as I went striving for a cute post title and decided to settle for the lame one above.
BUT, I have news!!! Things are sticking, UP. Her stockings.
The secret ingredient? My washing machine. I washed her stockings over the weekend, and now they are staying up largely on her own. Woo-hoo!
Either that or they're staying up cuz she had free feet while they were in the wash and drying (on my sweater rack) so she's puffier than she was before and that's why they're staying up... But I prefer to think it's the former.